cool pics thread and random shit

Still got abit more shading and straightning out a few bits ...but overall im happy with it first time ive ever done like a face ....

All done

Fancy drawing me a tattoo?

Depends on what you want and how big lol

Was thinking about something like a mermaid, maybe half sleeve, I saw one online where she was tangled around an anchor at the bottom of the sea which I thought was cool but I want my own design that no one has.

But I'm open to suggestions. It's gotta look fierce if you know what I mean coz I bet a lot of people are thinking I'm gay wanting a mermaid lol

Mermaid wanking a dolphin off not thats man-ly il see if i can come up with some ideas all sounds abit tricky to me .... do you want it to be like a dark twisted scene/evil/eeiry .... or like a light and happy type ????

Dark, twisted, evil style. That one around the anchor was the best one I saw but still not what I want. My friend has a big eagle with a snake wrapped around it which I quite like but I want something unique so no one else has it

gtir_pimp wrote:

But I'm open to suggestions. It's gotta look feminine  if you know what I mean coz I want a lot of people to think I'm gay wanting a mermaid but I like them lol

GAY

Isn't it about time you come out the closet too big boy

Il announce it at the rally day aron, don't want you getting all jel now lol

Don't be jel be Reem

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star."
 
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your  name?"
 
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

 
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."
 
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
 
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will  NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
 
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office.
 
FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.




Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...










Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name,

I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian ... After I left your office, I thought about what you said.  I decided you were right.
             I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to  
         your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have

         made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check

         is a token of my appreciation.



Thank you for your advice.
 
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke

Ha ha, very good

Couple of pics of me and the lads out last friday .... im the pretty looking one on the left lol

Thats pretty good mate! How'd you do your face? I'm guessing that's not what you normally look like

Its liquid latex ...hanging eye i made... plus teeth i made out plastic lids ... took about 3hrs to do myself ....

Good effort there, thought this was the photo from last year until I read your post

No i did the hanging eye for something differnt but think this will possibly be my last year of being a zombie ...only good thing with zombies is you can get the gore factor ....

I remember the days of hitting the town on themed nights, miss them and the women often seemed sluttier in outfits

Your be suprised how many girls come drape there selfs over you for a picture i reckon 50plus pics plus club websites and your right regarding the girls .... funniest bit of the evening was we gatecrashed this private live jazz cafe should of seen all there faces when we were all bust out on the dance floor to be fair they took it in good spirit bought us all a drink and thanked us for making there night lol ...

Nice one

Now how do I put this into pulsar??