race taking bets, date to be set

see that pic on your avatar?
well imagine that in red and that's what youll be looking at as it gets smaller and smaller in front of you until you can no longer see it   

Pfft we will see what's the forfeit?

You have no chance of winning this now the bmw has two new bottom arms, two new bushes,wheel bearings and disc + pads!!!




And am rolling on snow tyres.

Well round 1 of the drag race was today in very wet conditions.
We were both lined up on the road waiting for the imaginary flag to drop then all he'll broke loose, lots of wheel spin and playing chicken with oncoming traffic but the result of round 1 (wet drag race)
Belonged to..............
































The rashiteen     
that BMW badge looks like it could do with being made larger as it's hard to see in the rear view   

Next is round 2 dry drag race
Then the handling assault course lol

Fuck that you cheating southern basterd, you set off before me an you had a clear run you didn't have to worry about on coming traffic.


Bring on round two let the cheating begin.

You've been owned Dave
Jap crap wins over Bavarian tank   

Not my fault you never saw the flag drop and had to swerve the oncoming cars, if your tank had been faster then I would have been behind you, just face it the rashiteen is the ultimate car in both looks, build quality and blisteringly fast acceleration and only has a 1500 engine so giving away a few cc as well as 100bhp transmission loss with its ultimate 4wd setup, wait till I fold the mirrors in then watch it goooooooooooo!
      

So the score bourd so far...

Orange Dynamite 1 - Northern spunk monkey - 0

Well round two went ahead today Bob sadly couldn't compete in the rasheen so he came a long in another awd monster the GTR.....the out come was........



















Rasheen 1. BMW 1

Am back in the game.

Lol are you dreaming Dave   

The rashiteen will return for round 2 very soon and you have to win this one or il be victorious
To be fair I reckon you'll edge it on the dry drag race but reckon I can do the BMW in the handling assault course then you'll need to lick it's pretty little bonnet every morning   

Am not dreaming who was the first to the round about tonight??


Tell the truth a race is a race an you came in the gtr an you lost so suck it up an be a man about it.

I wasn't racing numbnuts we both went in opposite directions and I never had my top gun cd on   
but I could easily have pulled out in front of the van and you would have been trailing in my wake once again

The race is with the red beast so stop being scared of it and race it with everything your German tank can muster   

You do tell some lies Bob you lost an you know you did.



If your going to be a spoil sport we will do round two again but just so you know I really don't care about the bmw so a gentile nudge might send tge rasheen to its death....an maybe yours who knows.

 
Gotta catch me first lol

Dave you had best not let us Germans down again!

round 2 could be tonight as ive bought the red rocket in today

dave has to win tonight or its game over lol

Loser has to wear a mankini into work the following day

Great idea mark ...although im not sure how good it will look bent over under the bonnet lol

What happened today Bob? Did you lose twice?

Oh no he didn't!!! Have you redeemed our German brothers

I have mate I need to call you when I have 10mins spare.

the Bavarian shitter beat me fair and square on the dry run
But to be fair the shiteen was quicker over 60ft just didn't have enough umphs in 3rd gear

Roll on the third and final round to decide who will be the victor lol

Me I want to be Victor I like the name Victor can I have a name change please?

Sir dangerous victor

You've still got one round to go yet. Yeah just bell me when you get a sec not working today so free to talk

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