race taking bets, date to be set

ive just this morning challenged my partner in crime 'dangerous dave' to a slow race   

now a date will be set not too far into the future between his bmw   
and my all singing, dancing little red rashiteen   

neither cars will be modified in any way so the rashitter will just be sitting on its skinny alloys with the 1.5 manual engine and 4wd and il even strap the dogs in the back lol

think daves is a 1.8 beemer no need to say any more lol

so whos gonna win???
will he show at this ground breaking event? or will he be   
will he try cheating by taping up his bonnet, fitting induction kit, chip ecu, turning in his mirrors or stripping the interior, fitting aftermarket spoilers, splitters for extra downforce   

the big event will of course be videod, weve contacted sky eurosports and they are obviously keen to televise this prestigious one off event also

Dave wil win... The fact the gearbox in the rashit will give up, gives dave the advantage!

Is the BMW petrol or diesel???

petrol

bob will break down again and dave will get caught speeding haha

no boost for bob to turn down instead of up   
I recon its down to weather dave has that wooly jumper on as that looks heavy

Well so far pole dictates that Dave will win or I'm gonna cheat    

Although i have voted i remain silent on my answer ....  

Sorry babe, my money's on the long haired northener!   

I dont know the rasheen is quite aerodynamic and so is bob....  

nomad wrote:I dont know the rasheen is quite aerodynamic and so is bob....  

Yeah! Lol like a brick!!   

Wich one   

I've a cunning plan to beat the long haired yeti in his Deutch panza


Mwahahaha   

Are you going to wee in hes petrol tank bob   

Let me put it this way the BMW will win this rase as I know you wouldn't want your special little red spacker van shunting

 yeah I really love that oogly little fooker so your right there Dave but still reckon it's gonna do your Deutch tank but will be a close race if I'm honest

When are we going to santa's pod with them then?

Its a drag race then ???

Am hoping it's going to be more like a demolition Darby

Yes drag race and I may set up a little circuit on our industrial estate when it's quiet of course

Quiet??? wtf I say the race starts at the peek of the working day lol

Il see if North Weald are still running there drag strip Dave if so that's where the big race will take place
Reckon I can run a 22sec 1/4 with 80 terminal speed, beat that mofo 

Your on an am sure I WILL destroy you an your red machine.



What I would like to know is who the fuck is this chap on my avatar??

Don't know but he's got a mullet like you yeti lol

Am not sure am keen on him so I will change him to another special case