I have a problem

I think I have a problem..............not a mental problem like some of you fookers think...


Some people collect stamps but I seem to collect cars

So the list is..

Audi a3
Bmw 318
Nissan pulsar road car
Nissan pulsar (project track car)
1984 vw camper van
C class merc
And soon to join the fleet is a 1977 mini clubman estate


So if anyone want a car let me know....

Would you like another rusty bucket  to add to your collection dave ?

The only reason I haven't got more than 2 motors is lack of space...

How much Leighton?

The garages are full now an the drive is getting full so I've taken over the dad's drive with the nissan and the camper.

Haha you sound like my mate he's got a drive full of cars !

how many out of your list are working /road worthy

Would love a camper but ive set myself a challenge; if I loose enough weight im getting another motorbike

See I would have a bike if she would let me

They all run other than the track car an tbh the camper is the only one that would fail an mot

dave your a lightweight   

7 pulsars
2 rasheens
tvr cerbera
gtr
transit truck

and almost bought a mk1 3000gxl capri the other day but then thought 'where the fook am I gonna put it' lol

cars and bikes are certainly addictive and obsession doesn't get any better the older you get, if anything it gets worse but then you don't get the time to upkeep all of them

What you need to convince dana is that bikes take up less room therefore would be a far better choice  

Cars are so addictive I nearly bought a mk1 Clio 1.8 16v the other day 495 quid but its just well over the top according to the ball and chain

Haha I thought I was doing well with 7 Dana has told me one has to go I just wonder how pissed she is going to be when she finds out one is going to be hidden in a barn on the farm.

I've try's to convince her plenty of times but she is not having any of it when I bought the crosser an hid it up at my mates farm she hit the roof.... I now no longer have a crosser and I only have one ball.

Sir Dangerous Dave wrote:Haha I thought I was doing well with 7 Dana has told me one has to go I just wonder how pissed she is going to be when she finds out one is going to be hidden in a barn on the farm.

I've try's to convince her plenty of times but she is not having any of it when I bought the crosser an hid it up at my mates farm she hit the roof.... I now no longer have a crosser and I only have one ball.

I didn't think you had any balls atall Dave, you big girl

You know I've got balls gaz just remember your gearbox didn't magic it's self back in to your car.lol

Aslong as you didnt leave them in the gearbox ..... if you hear a sudden  clanging gaz you know what it is  

The only clang he will hear is my balls hitting his head.

Ewwww  is that how gaz is paying you for the labour  

Yeah he is letting me dick choke him....

I tell you what am in love with mummy duddy she made me a pack up bless her she knows the way to my hart.

Maybe mummy duddy wanted your pack up dave  

i also have a problem

currrently have 5 vehicles

Haha no comment Leighton.


What motors have you got mate?

Ive got a golf a new fiesta a gtir a racing corsa( tripple banger) a 1961 moggie minor acbr900 and a cbr400 all on the road. DVLA send me a christmas card lol

I have 3 cars    Rich has 2 cars  

I think this should turn in to what cars do you own thread..

2  pulsars an even shitter alfa romeo 147 and a bike if i include the mrs  

Hahaha what a funny thread!
Balls clanging on his head lmfao
Dick choke

I only have two cars at the moment. But that is sure to change when I start working for myself and rent a unit