Idiot cyclist

should've run this fooker over this morning,  
https://youtu.be/zm61XDIBtQM

some cyclists are idiots, good you have him a serving

They should have Reg plates as the wankers would of reported you had you done that or similar to them in your car
Horses are the same. Yes it was law years ago before the roads are a busy as they are now it's not fair on the animal

Lmao good bit of abuse on passing

NEIL!! The language!! What a knob though tbf.

Yeah well, it was either that or lamping him.

What a fooking tool that guy was. Darwinism in progress there I reckon!

Part of the lycra brigade ..... them fookers do my head in round my way cycle side by side in groups on the roads round my way as its quite rural think they own the roads .... its like they get to a certain age and think fook i need lycra in my life

Cyclists are deadly.
Some car drivers are the same tho.
I was driving around the ring road today and on entering a lane an old cunt just shot in front of me and then on the island he moved into the left lane behind a bus and as I started to pass. The bus slowed so the okd cunt decided to try and cut infront of me again. No indicator or fuck all.
Only this time I was half way passed him ffs. Gave him a blast of the febal gtir horn and boosted passed him

Maybe you should of boosted harder in the first place ha ha maybe he was like from one old man to another he will let me in (would put smiley face here but I phone is shit)

BMW drivers are the worst or for that matter most German car drivers

Had a BMW the other day overtake all of us waiting at the roundabout, I was in front went to pull out he overtakes me and pulls in front to then go straight over the small roundabout, were he should gone right in the right hand lane. Anyways I raced after him in the skyline and literally given him the v's as I'm following him through town and he's shrugging his shoulders as if he's done nothing wrong in the rear view mirror

Years ago i bought a smashed up 1.4 sunny estate for £200 that i didnt give a shit about.

Anyway one numpty yacking on his phone started drifting over into my lane so i just stood my ground.
Got the whole lot repaired at his expense and sold it for £500 a week after.


And yes, it was a BMW. Sweet.

johnny gtir wrote:Maybe you should of boosted harder in the first place ha ha maybe he was like from one old man to another he will let me in (would put smiley face here but I phone is shit)

Only as old as the woman you feel they say.
I don't feel a woman so im propa young
And before someone says it. NO I don't feel men

Iphones are well gayyyyy

And I couldn't boost harder I had just had a Nando's and needed a shit

Well, the roads were crap this morning with villages that are 3 miles apart taking around 45 minutes to commute with each other. Main roads at a standstill too, great! I was on my usual rat run back road commute behind a 4x4 thingy when he suddenly slows down from 30mph to ~20mph...you guessed it, a fucktard on a pushbike! We both gracefully went by him slowly, giving him as much room as possible as it looked like the bike could spontaneously slide out from underneath him at any point.  I looked in my rear view mirror to see him wiping the slush off his face (LOL!) only to see a chuffing great gritter bearing down on him, mega LOL! I guess there is karma after all! 

There a lot of families that ride around my place, which is fine and there's a bike lane but a few weeks ago there was a family riding in this big group, half on the road, not in single file, which is just asking for trouble. A kid clipped another rider and went straight in front of a car, they missed him by inches. I just think some people have no fucking idea riding their bikes on the road, imo the road is for cars.

mike74 wrote:Well, the roads were crap this morning with villages that are 3 miles apart taking around 45 minutes to commute with each other. Main roads at a standstill too, great! I was on my usual rat run back road commute behind a 4x4 thingy when he suddenly slows down from 30mph to ~20mph...you guessed it, a fucktard on a pushbike! We both gracefully went by him slowly, giving him as much room as possible as it looked like the bike could spontaneously slide out from underneath him at any point.  I looked in my rear view mirror to see him wiping the slush off his face (LOL!) only to see a chuffing great gritter bearing down on him, mega LOL! I guess there is karma after all! 

Oh my days that is sweet

This is worse;
On my way to work i travel on the a445, a busy 60mph single carriage way.
Every evening in the opposite direction, there's a tit riding one of these deathtraps at 10mph, pitch black, middle of the lane holding up an HGV inches from the back of his head and miles of traffic backing up. Crazy, crazy guy.
It's only a matter of time before the fucker becomes an RTA, but hey that's Darwinism for you.

There's a serious amount of horse riders around where I live, they think they own the road half the time. They wind me up a lot of the time, they should stick to fields!!!

There was a guy up here that used to ride one of those stupid three wheel things to work...I say 'used to' because someone ended up running him over! Really unexpected as he had a small flag attached to the bike to let everyone know he was there...as if other motorists didn't see the huge cock flapping about on his forehead anyway!

mike74 wrote:There was a guy up here that used to ride one of those stupid three wheel things to work...I say 'used to' because someone ended up running him over! Really unexpected as he had a small flag attached to the bike to let everyone know he was there...as if other motorists didn't see the huge cock flapping about on his forehead anyway!

Roads these days are to busy for push bikes or horses any rights they had years ago should be changed by law. Even back roads now with the amount of mororbikes farm machinery getting bigger wagons needing to get supplies down B roads. All of which pay tax

Any brave cyclist on here want to argue these point ?
Single file at least and never on a road where a cycle path runs along side

This is what I have to contend with on my commute on the dual carriageway with a cycle lane but they insist on not using it

Spark plug spike wrote:This is what I have to contend with on my commute on the dual carriageway with a cycle lane but they insist on not using it

Fark that would drive me insane, he may as well have a target on his back