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Cosmic73
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Gti-r dannyboy
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1Advice  Empty Advice 7th March 2016, 8:14 pm

Gti-r dannyboy



So I have suspected for sometime now that my wife has been seeing some man on the side. The usual red flags are there, She hides her phone screen, new underwear all the time and goes out with "the girls" a lot! I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyways...last night around midnight I hid under my Nissan waiting for her to come home. When she got to the house, she got out of someone's car while buttoning her shirt back up, then took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment while I was crouched behind my Pulsar gtir that I noticed a hairline crack in the rear shock mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do i need to replace the whole bracket? Wink



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2Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 9:20 pm

nomad

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What part of the bracket are you talking about the one with two bolt holes bottom of the shock ..... not sure i can comment on the rest of the post .... but sounds like you need a trade in ....


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3Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 9:21 pm

nomad

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What phone does she have as there is ways of hacking bits dependant on phone apps etc ...


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4Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 9:38 pm

Cosmic73

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If I'd have realised you were under your R after i dropped off your missus the other night i could've took a look at the mount,
Laughing

5Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 9:46 pm

gtir_woody

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It would depend on what part and how bad, I would be concerned about adding a lot of heat to the strut.

I'd start capturing everything you see on camera and sit down with her for a home movie and explanation Laughing

6Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 9:56 pm

shroom

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@Cosmic73 wrote:If I'd have realised you were under your R after i dropped off your missus the other night i could've took a look at the mount,
Laughing

Haha well it is Stoke what do you expect Laughing christ I wouldnt be able to fit under an atra lol tight squeeze!


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Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

7Advice  Empty Re: Advice 7th March 2016, 10:04 pm

Gti-r dannyboy



Hope you're not taking me too seriously nomad!!!

8Advice  Empty Re: Advice 8th March 2016, 8:02 pm

buckym120

buckym120

Hes taken it a bit serious...but reckon thsts just to throw you off the scent thst he was the one dropping her off

9Advice  Empty Re: Advice 8th March 2016, 8:32 pm

nomad

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Damn bucky you have exposed my plan .... still atleast i can stop wearing the chicken costume as a disguise now .... Laughing


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10Advice  Empty Re: Advice 8th March 2016, 8:47 pm

gtir_woody

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Chicken costume lol that's an awesome idea, made me laugh Laughing chicken

11Advice  Empty Re: Advice 8th March 2016, 9:04 pm

Cosmic73

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did she sing 'I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT' as you give her a good stuffing?
Laughing

12Advice  Empty Re: Advice 8th March 2016, 9:18 pm

gtir_woody

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I used to stuff a hundred of the fookers a day, had the time of my life Laughing

13Advice  Empty Re: Advice 9th March 2016, 5:37 pm

buckym120

buckym120

First shroom and the welsh stuffing sheep now you boys down under stuffing chickens....dirty fuckers

14Advice  Empty Re: Advice 9th March 2016, 6:15 pm

Mr B

Mr B
gtir technician
gtir technician

gets a rep for creative post that made me smile :-)

15Advice  Empty Re: Advice 9th March 2016, 7:47 pm

Bandyleg

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Nothing more to add!!

16Advice  Empty Re: Advice 9th March 2016, 8:04 pm

gtir_woody

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@buckym120 wrote:First shroom and the welsh stuffing sheep now you boys down under stuffing chickens....dirty fuckers

They are just the beginning Laughing

17Advice  Empty Re: Advice 9th March 2016, 9:13 pm

shroom

shroom
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Yeah those down under folk warm up with a chicken then they start on the sheep. They are just as bloody bad!


_________________
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

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