Grrrrr car won't start...

Any helpful types had this problem before?

Car has been parked for a month was fine when I left it....

Now the windows don't work, central locking doesn't work and car won't start.

I've checked all fuses - all ok.

Checked for a spark - No Spark.

Checked for fuel at the rail - no fuel.

Points to immobiliser issues I assume.

I have power to the window switches.

I have removed the lower dash looking for the earth point but I'm struggling to locate it any ideas?

I am going tomorrow to get the immobiliser removed by the guy who fitted it 6 months ago but it is currently beating me.

Any ideas welcome.

I don't see why the windows and central locking are not operating, immobilser shouldnt have any effect on them. What have you tried so far mate? Have you.tried another battery incase yours has a dead cell

It turns over on the starter... And I've tried jump starting.

does the fuel pump work? can you hear it?

have you played with any electrics lately on it? any previous symptoms?

seems like and electrical fault, i wouldnt fiddle with the immobiliser yet tho, my car was stood round for over a year and it started fine with no problems at all so you'll be fine aswell bud

I always look at the last thing I messed with. It's usually that

Could be the immobiliser but I doubt it as most are wired to the pump and starter so unlikely it would turn over but you still can't rule that out.
Have you undone fuel pipe to rail to see if fuels going to that when cranking over?

If no fuel there then check wiring to pump to see if you have a live feed, if so then prob could lie at where the multiplug fits to underside of cover or pump itself.
If not then could be a relay under bonnet or bad connection somewhere so check behind the centre consul, especially the white multiplug located on lh side fitted to inner part of consul