I've heard it all now!

So I pull into the petrol station and my 12 year old son is questioning me about what pedal does what...
He says so you have to hold your foot on the brake longer if you want to go backwards don't you.

Wtf lmfao

Fecking computer games have a lot to answer for!! Lol

Have you not carried out this modification yet?

You sure it wasn't you asking your son

hes correct stu
you obviously need to retake your test and for the time being you best let him drive

Lol that is pretty funny .... today on the way home from work ....i spotted one of those heavly stickered up shitters with the we buy cars for cash id seen it parked there for most of the week but not sure why but it had ars for cash instead of cars so i thought fook it so i rang it up in my best pirate voice and said to the bloke i see you have ars for cash i have plenty ars how much will you give me the bloke was pissing him self laughing on the phone he never did give me a price

you nutter!

we were driving over to norwich and past some of those tall chimneys blowing smoke out when my 8 year old turned round and said look dad its the cloud factories! i was like wtf lol

Hahaha that's ace!

When I was a kid we went to Bournemouth on holiday.
We was passing thru some traffic lights and they had the ones that go over your head to reach into the middle of the road...
My mom said why are they like that, my dad replied... They are for low flying aircrafts. Gulable mom believed him hahaha