lets talk s++t

ok seems strange topic but we all do it inc women even tho some think theres smell of roses. I go once a day and the new apprentice went 3 times the other day in 6 hours I said you got the shits he said no I go 4 times a day. I said if you want to use your phone use it but just not all the time. I then thought he was on drugs he said no honest and next day he sent me 4 snap chats of his shits all with different identifying marks lol.
anyone else go this often without a madras and several pints

First thing in morning for me ..

Used to be twice aday but now I'm a once a day man..

Unless I've had a ruby

Probably average once a day ......

Doing a nice one now whilst on this IPad typing.....ahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh. Plop..

I'm just full of shit

You must have cursed me .. Just had number 2 today

1 for me in the morning then I go out and polish the black turd parked in my drive lol

1 a day, dous me