Dave is dangerous with a spanner!

I've just had my car up at Darren's and he's been trying to remove my det sensor for about an hour! He's been at it from every conceivable angle, he had veins popping out is head and everything but still can't budge the bolt. He tried so hard he even went light headed at one point so we had to stop for a tea break   

Dave I know your a monkey but that dosent mean you have to dangle like a monkey and swing off the spanner when tightening up the det sensor   if that's your idea of not too tight I would love to see what would appen if you tightened it "red faced tight" I think you would twist the block   

I still haven't got he damn thing off, I think I'm going to have to go to a garage to get the car up on a lift to get at it.

Should only be 21-26 NM they are awkward to get to tho.

Well it's on very tight, Darren had a socket on it because I was underneath the car guiding him on and was on the bolt perfect but it want shifting at all.

When Dave looked at it, it was only on finger tight so he tightened it up abit to see if that helped but I think he must of been on steroids or something that day because my god has he put it on tight!

don't call him dangerous for nothing you know lol

You don't say bob poor old Darren, I though if he tries any harder he's going to suffer an anal prolapse   

Are you taking the piss?? I only nipped it up with the spanner so it's can't be that tight?

Darren + spanner = pussy.

I said to Darren I haven't got a clue Dave got it that tight! you only gave it a quick tighten, I didn't see you put any real pressure on it or anything.
I think your a lot stronger than you realise Dave

Hardy, I think you've had the same symptoms as me.... Can you let me know what happens once you replace your knock sensor?

he turning it the right way or what angle is socket at ? using a uj ?

wrc wrote:Hardy, I think you've had the same symptoms as me.... Can you let me know what happens once you replace your knock sensor?

Yes mate I will post on here once I have changed the knock sensor. I just hope it is a faulty sensor as oppose to the sensor actually detecting detonation and functioning as it should  

johnny gtir wrote:he turning it the right way or what angle is socket at ? using a uj ?

He was using a uj but I think he switched to a solid extension bar. It is really difficult to get any leverage due to the location of the sensor. As for turning it the right way, I hope so because if not its going to be super tight now lol

Lefty loosen .... righty tighty ....  

Dave is a spanner... Enough said   

dave is a tool full stop   

There's some muscle under that jumper. And I was defo turning it the right way. Problem is you can get on the bolt ok but can only use yr hand not arm to turn. What with Dave being a professional wanker what chance did I stand lol

Does he have one arm like popeye   

Lol you gotta love family guy .....