Shithaus Kitchens Review

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Hi Paklurah
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I purchased a Shithaus kitchen a few months back from your head office in the shed at the back of 114 Hadmeover road and its by far the worst kitchen money could ever buy, do you make these units from compressed cardboard or similar combustible materials?

As soon as any surface gets wet the worktop and doors turn to a papery type mush which is jolly upsetting for my wife as she spends all day tied up in the kitchen as she likes to please me with lovely home cooked meals after ive come home from a hard days toil, but the oven set light to the units papery type fibres on a few occasions so she has to keep a fire extinguisher close to hand now. Its very dis-pleasing for me too as my steak last Wednesday night had a charred paper flavour to it and was topped off by what I thought was a cream dressing only to find it was a surplus from the fire retardant from the extinguisher   

sex on the worktop is also extremely difficult as we tried it once only to find the worktop sagged into the cutlery draw where I ended up with a desert spoon lodged painfully up my rectum which was extremely uncomfortable for me and took some explaining at A&E.

Are you the manager of this company?
I do not want this dangerous shabby kitchen any more so would wish to return it for a full refund plus a little compensation would not go amiss for the internal rectum damage caused to myself.

I can return the kitchen to you as each unit folds up to the size of a collapsed cardboard box so that is not an issue. Any blood stains showing on the drawer unit from my injury I will remove with a dry cloth as water could result in further damage to the unit.

Please reply fortwith on how you wish to refund the £70 I paid for this kiktchen plus the £12,000 compensation im now seeking for injuries, and just to point out that I do have photographic evidence
Thankyou!

Shithouse kitchens? The name says it all!

well hes not replied to my plea for compensation so il ban mr cnutface now

I had little chuckle reading that review  

Hahaha you are funny Bob  

GTI-R US wrote:Hi Paklurah
So pleased you like the forum that makes us all so happy   



I purchased a Shithaus kitchen a few months back from your head office in the shed at the back of 114 Hadmeover road and its by far the worst kitchen money could ever buy, do you make these units from compressed cardboard or similar combustible materials?

As soon as any surface gets wet the worktop and doors turn to a papery type mush which is jolly upsetting for my wife as she spends all day tied up in the kitchen as she likes to please me with lovely home cooked meals after ive come home from a hard days toil, but the oven set light to the units papery type fibres on a few occasions so she has to keep a fire extinguisher close to hand now. Its very dis-pleasing for me too as my steak last Wednesday night had a charred paper flavour to it and was topped off by what I thought was a cream dressing only to find it was a surplus from the fire retardant from the extinguisher   

sex on the worktop is also extremely difficult as we tried it once only to find the worktop sagged into the cutlery draw where I ended up with a desert spoon lodged painfully up my rectum which was extremely uncomfortable for me and took some explaining at A&E.

Are you the manager of this company?
I do not want this dangerous shabby kitchen any more so would wish to return it for a full refund plus a little compensation would not go amiss for the internal rectum damage caused to myself.

I can return the kitchen to you as each unit folds up to the size of a collapsed cardboard box so that is not an issue. Any blood stains showing on the drawer unit from my injury I will remove with a dry cloth as water could result in further damage to the unit.

Please reply fortwith on how you wish to refund the £70 I paid for this kiktchen plus the £12,000 compensation im now seeking for injuries, and just to point out that I do have photographic evidence
Thankyou!

To much time on your hands bob, that was a good write up tho   

but please we belive you no pictures needed of that spoon bob or is that the one bill now has lol

johnny gtir wrote:but please we belive you no pictures needed of that spoon bob  or is that the one bill now has lol

Burn that spoon!