Nismo Juke suprisingly quick

Had a do off the lights earlier with a Nismo juke... As we set off I was laughing to myself thinking whatever D**khead   

That was until I looked next to me & he was sat at the side of me   

This lasted for probably just under quarter of a mile, then I started to pull away... But still I was pretty pissed that I nearly got smoked by a juke   

Tell you what they aint slow, My mate reckons the nismo jukes are 250bhp from factory   
So if you think about it, if its had a remap & a few bolt ons then it would prob see 300 - 320bhp... But even so if it was a standard Nismo Juke there F**king fast   

Moral of this story is..... Don't race anything NISMO   

wait till its a nismo style rat shit with yoda at the lights gaz cut him up do whatever but don't let bob pass you in it

They are only a1.6 turbo.. Most are FWD but you can get a4x4 but the are all AUTOS

They might be nippy but I think they are uglier than bobs rasheeen and thats an achievement lol maybe they will grow on me in time but I honestly think they are one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen lol but I suppose people said that about the GTIR back in the day, but I think R's look pretty cool, but then I'm just abnormal in that respect lol I think Miley Cyrus is ugly, but I think I'm alone in that one too

The juke uses the 1.6 Renault engine doesn't it?

I think we're going to have some trouble fighting off the new generation of hot hatches

The new civic type r is going to be a 1.6 turbo with 300bhp and theres the new Clio sport with the above mentioned engine used in the juke (I hate the new Clio sport by the way!) theres that Mercedes B class amg which is a monster.

I'm not sure what else is due to be released on the hot hatch scene but I think Im going to need some more horses under the bonnet if I'm going to continue to wipe the smirks off a few faces lol

The new Astra VXR is supposed to be quick because my mate told me they are awesome because he drove one as he works at a Vauxhall garage

told you last year they were quick

Yeh there not a good looking motor I reckon it had a few mods under the bonnet tho   

I had one as a hire car whilst my gtr was in Nissan having clocks changed.

It was nippy off the line but not as fast as I was expecting, not sure what bhp they are but think a 300bhp pulsar would spank its arse no problem so that must have had a chip fitted if he stayed with you.

Midrange roll on the pulsar will deffo be quicker, was very lacking in torque
Thought the car itself was shite, poorly put together interior, door cards had sharp jagged plastic edges if you put your arm out window with window down of course lol, very woollen handling, no room in boot and not impressed with performance either.

Yeh it was off the lights & I started to pull away once in 3rd gear, just supprised me a little but I do think it may have been played with a little.

Plus mine is down on torque at the min because of my rich running issue so Gordon said at the last RR day.

Funny thing was id just pulled out of Mc'ds drive threw & my mate had hold of 2 coffies & wasn't expecting a race   
His grey tracksuit he had on is not grey anymore   

Well next time a juke pulls up next to you just launch the fucker at 5k rpm (if you dare lol) and see if it keeps with you then

Yeh think that was the problem, he launched it & I put my foot down half way threw first when I realised he wanted to play lol

Still though I bet it took you by surprise, I would of just assumed you would be able to shake off juke no problem, I'll bare this in mind if a nismo juke rolls up next to me at the lights I'll make sure im ready for it lol

GTIR vs Juke = the ugly vs the despicable

Hardy172cup wrote:

GTIR vs Juke = the ugly vs the despicable  

GTIR vs juke vs rasheen = the ugly vs despicable vs grotesque