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27 Re: funny chat up lines .... 2nd July 2014, 4:19 pm
pulsarmoley
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Thought id drag this thread back up after a discussion with a girl in work;
Are you a washing machine as I'd like to put my dirty load in you
Im a burglar can I smash your back doors in
Did you just fart because you blew me away
Are you a washing machine as I'd like to put my dirty load in you
Im a burglar can I smash your back doors in
Did you just fart because you blew me away
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28 Re: funny chat up lines .... 2nd July 2014, 5:04 pm
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nomad wrote::Hey baby you must be a GENERAL ............ because your making my PRIVATES stand up
That's a good line
29 Re: funny chat up lines .... 2nd July 2014, 6:21 pm
nomad
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Very good pete 
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30 Re: funny chat up lines .... 4th July 2014, 9:36 pm
ROB_IOW
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hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
scrambled,
fried,
or fertilized?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
Excuxse me
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from the other side of the room?
scrambled,
fried,
or fertilized?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
Excuxse me
Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from the other side of the room?
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