funny chat up lines ....

I was chatting to a friend ( yes i do have atleast one ) other than the voices in me head of course    and got talking  and chat lines come up so whats your best or funny ones you have heard ....????

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

 "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL ............ because your making my PRIVATES stand up

I know loads....that don't work

I'm not drunk just intoxicated by you

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

My magical watch says your not wearing any underwear (girl says she is), oh it must be an hour fast

Did it hurt? (girl 'what?'), when you fell from heaven

Are your legs tired cos you've been running through my mind all day

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U......

you're a bowl of frosties........ cos you're grrrrreat

you're eyes are like spanners...... cos every time you look at me my nuts tighten

do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past again?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got a gun get in the van

pulsarmoley wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue, I got a gun get in the van

Not sure that could be considered as a chat up line. Did it work though and how did you get away with? Only curious. Not going to give it a go. Honest. Lol

I've not tried it, my mate at work told me

Its always a friend 

I agree. So did it work for your "friend". Lol

I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it! 

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? 

Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink later ..

I like my coffee like I like my women...sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer ...

Theres a few creepy ones for you lol

Hmmmm i can only remember most of them while drunk and brave enough to possibly get a slap lol but....


Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Do you like Kids?, cause I'm about to make your mouth a daycare

Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them

Pulsar Paul wrote:Hmmmm i can only remember most of them while drunk and brave enough to possibly get a slap lol but....


Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Do you like Kids?, cause I'm about to make your mouth a daycare

those 3 especially the second one are quality  

Do you work at Subway cos you're giving me a foot long

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock

Never heard the subway one before   

A few more just for you Leighton,

Do u work for dhl cos I swear u were checking out my package

I'm like a Rubik's cube, the more u play me with me the harder I get

I like the look on a lasses face when they ask what i drive tell them a nissan pulsar gtir one said a gtr wow 
Others say whats one of those 
I stand there thinking well it will have ten times spent on it as what i will spend on you and take alot of my time up. Best is  my mates say how much i have spent on them then they see and go well it aint even got back seats a radio/cd player heaters. One of my other mates as real friends do points out why do you think his last lass left him he works on his car all the time inc xmas day cheats n she had nearly 10 years of pulsars and hes only 28 ha

When asked next time what do you drive, you should try:

"Women crazy in bed"

Is your name Mary?
Why
Because you must have been born to Marry me.




Get your coat
Why
You've just been pulled





You must be tired
Why
Because you've been running through my mind all day

ah ah ah!!!

a french one for the most sensible of you....

your father must be a robber
why?
beacause he robs the most beautiful stars of the sky to put them in you eyes.....  

but all the first page is awesome!!!

is that what you say to the women before you ask them if they want to make a porno with you fred?

....and it works!!! ah ah