what a palava

Gets up at 6, fuck me its foggy

Take mrs to work and get half way down the street and some mad man is waving me down out of his car window.
Im like a pitbull chewing a wasp in the morning so tell him to fuck off as i go past him
Turns out he was trying to tell me a astra vxr( looks like) has hit a parked car, spun it around and they have both set on fire police and fire brigade are there and have put the flames out
I say it looks like a vxr only from the wheels and the rest of the car is bare metal and springs for seats lol

i ask the copper as i mount the curb to get past if its stolen and he shrugs his shoulders and says i dont know
sounds about right dosnt it

No time for them stu in my eyes they target easy crimes or easy money ie motorists if it was not for all there informants they would know nothing.Half the time now when they do get told after the crime who it was they say they can not go round accusing people.Fair enough but at least question them on the matter but its all paper work

The number plate had probably melted .

I hope you had your seatbelt on.