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Dave the wife is gonna kill you!
You got to work out who was the 50th though

Ace!

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It's good to see we are doing things right on here and everyone cares enough to stay around! And help build a great Gtir community again...

Oh god I will pack he bags feel sorry for the poor bugger that has her now. Lol

Im on that list ....wich makes me special "in a non dribbling  window licker way"  of course 

dangerous dave wrote:Oh god I will pack he bags feel sorry for the poor bugger that has her now. Lol

Your lucky your missus isn't on here! Better hope Clare doesn't tell her

Clare won't grass me up! Her bags are ready to go now so the first person on here to say they were the 50 person takes her hehe

It was me ...... dave ........ have you got a preview just incase i need to be number 49 

Can she cook?  

She can cook clean and re produce













And nags like fook.....

You still want to be no50 Leighton?

If you can't be certain who was number 50 i think we should all have a go . .

we could even make a film out of it and make some money for the club
Not called debbie by any chance ?

And she can't NAG when her mouth is full of man sausage

Hmmmm  yeah ive thought about it dave ....im sure i was 50th  .....its ok as she will have it easier with me i cook and am very ocd with cleaning if it moves im my house it gets bleached ....and i dont want anymore kids  ....just the practice side of it ......it will be like a holiday for her 

We are upto 58

Most users ever online was 58 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:33 pm

So whos putting their MRS up for 60 or 70  users online by the end of september  

If I had one I would gladly  

nomad wrote:Hmmmm  yeah ive thought about it dave ....im sure i was 50th  .....its ok as she will have it easier with me i cook and am very ocd with cleaning if it moves im my house it gets bleached ....and i dont want anymore kids  ....just the practice side of it ......it will be like a holiday for her 

She is all yours you can have the fucking dog aswell stupid thing keeps running around in circles as soon as I said Dana was off haha

Il send you some money to cover p+p  dave  ......... now just got to work out how to explain to my mrs she will be living in the shed from when i take my new delivery  ..... maybe il wing it somebodys got to keep an eye on my pulsar parts 

Wife swap Leighton, that way you don't lose shed space?  

oy I was no 50 trying to do me out of a slave Leighton  

ive seen her in full action having a crack at dave on holiday and the way that pulsar n/s door slammed shut left a bitter taste in my mouth lol
you can buy her off me Leighton or il rent her out to you if you want someone done over. if you've changed your mind il keep her in the workshop guarding my cars and parts

ffs don't let her see this dave or it wont only be clare that beats the shit out of me  

Clever thinking pete 

To late bob I've show her it already haha

I was surprised that door was still on the car mind.

nomad wrote:Clever thinking pete 

Shows im not just a pretty face  

Hmmmm maybe you was the 50th bob my cars are sacred things  not to be abused by a womans stressy hands lol . Although bob dana  maybe good at breaking the pulsars 

Are you even that Pete? Just kidding am feeling Pete tonight so you can have gaz for a night of snuggles

dangerous dave wrote:Are you even that Pete? Just kidding am feeling Pete tonight so you can have gaz for a night of snuggles  

That's hardly fair or comprehensible, a gay midget with me instead of a lovely lady  

Hey I don't make the rules put him in high heels an all will be well never know next month you might fall lucky an end up with a stunner.

Ive told you already dave im unavailble next month