went to a party lastnight

My nephew threw a party for his engagement lastnight

Usualy I would of got hammerd but because I'm on medication for my back I was designated driver so it was redbull all night for me
Worked out for the good tho as my 2 year old son decided he didn't want to be in the party with the pretty lights and music, he wanted to be outside playing and running Daddy raggid I spent 3 hours chasing him around, up and down stairs and in and out the building it did my back some good
The redbull had made me kinda hyper myself
It was out in the sticks and on the way back there was a huge box in the middle of the road, looked like it had litraly fell off the back of a lorry
Looked like packets of toilet roll as it had broke open.
So I stopped (thought we had bog roll for free for the rest of the year )
Got home and opened one of the packets up and it turns out to be fucking pads that old peoples homes use for their old foke
Gonna use them for the bottom of the cats litter tray now.
Some things arnt always what you think they are, are they

Lmao how funny is that i dont drink so always get collerd for the driving so i normaly do the red bull its ok but while everybody is pist snoring asleep your normaly sitting there buzzing from red bull like a jack in the box ready for action lol you could save them stu then when your working on the pulsar you wont need to stop for toilet break

Nah I just piss in a bottle if I'm caught short lol

I could use the pads to soak up oil tho

lol sounds like fun
you could keep those pads and wear them of a night stu that will save you pissing the bed after a good night out

or give them to me as im now at the age when il need to wear them daily

Bring some to the next meet mate incase anyone else spins out lol