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RIP Farm Cat

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1RIP Farm Cat Empty RIP Farm Cat 5th January 2018, 1:37 pm

shroom

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Well I was on my way to wales in Petes R (when I owned it) for the weekend taking the R for a blast. Just got out into wales coming down a nice country road at the legal limit of 60mph when this poor farm cat dived out of a hedge right in front of the car, well the poor thing was hit at 60 and its final memory would be re inacting supermans take off over the hedge.

I had only cable tied the bumper so that took an exit into the verge, I had to put it in the boot and drive 2 miles to a garage to get some more cable ties lol.

Poor thing, that was my first and last kill in the R


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Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

2RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 5th January 2018, 8:20 pm

nomad

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Road kill and free dinner you lucky man .... or you could of sold it on to the local chinese Laughing


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3RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 12:26 am

gtir_woody

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I hate hitting animals. Still would have made a nice meal though Laughing

4RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 11:33 am

shroom

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nomad wrote:Road kill and free dinner you lucky man .... or you could of sold it on to the local chinese Laughing

Haha very true there is a 1 star hygene chinese in pwllhelli im sure they would have it!

I dont think I would have found it though it did fly off over the other side of the roads hedge. Lucky it didnt kill the intercooler!


_________________
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

5RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 11:34 am

shroom

shroom
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gtir_woody wrote:I hate hitting animals. Still would have made a nice meal though Laughing

Dont you get big problems with those kangaroos


_________________
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

6RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 5:41 pm

Mr B

Mr B
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gtir technician

so that's how you decat an R !

7RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 6:28 pm

nomad

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piss taker


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8RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 6th January 2018, 9:52 pm

gtir_woody

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shroom wrote:
gtir_woody wrote:I hate hitting animals. Still would have made a nice meal though Laughing

Dont you get big problems with those kangaroos

They can fckin wreck your car if you hit one. Not a problem in city areas though.

9RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 7th January 2018, 8:07 am

Cosmic73

Cosmic73

'pwllhelli' ? Is that the sound of someone with a cold hurling up a chunk of plehm? Very Happy

10RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 7th January 2018, 8:55 am

shroom

shroom
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moderator

Haha well the Welsh do have a accent which sounds like their clearing their throat a lot.


_________________
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

11RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 7th January 2018, 3:33 pm

mike74

mike74

I always thought they spoke Klingon!! :p

12RIP Farm Cat Empty Re: RIP Farm Cat 7th January 2018, 9:40 pm

shroom

shroom
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mike74 wrote:I always thought they spoke Klingon!! :p

Thats a drunk Scottsman


_________________
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

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