North v South dyno shootout competition APRIL 19th 2014

Yours will be alright once your issues are sorted...

Sir Dangerous Dave wrote:Should be good am looking forward to it I can see myself spending a lot of time down there

Yes I can see you spending a fair bit of time in sunny Southend, hopefully with another pulsar owner too   

It is after all costa del Essex

pulsarmoley wrote:Yours will be alright once your issues are sorted...

I hope so buddy, I'm wanting to see a good result on the rollers next time

That would be good I don't mind these pulsar lads there not too bad even if they are short like gaz or just slightly messed up like Darren

Morning all,

Not been on-line all weekend so only just got a chance to post and reiterate everyones comments - thanks for a brilliant day !
It was great to meet so many people - put some faces to names - see a great variation of R's and generally spend the day talking cars with you all !
Hats off to those who organised - i felt the conserns of many with the testers heavy foot so was glad to see mine and everyone elses car get off the rollers safely !

Sorry i couldn't make the pub after - had to get back to Kent - had friends staying over Easter to get home too ! Next one ill be out for beers for sure !

Hope to see some of you soon again !
I compared my graph / figures to previous runs so will do a little write up in a seperate section as I have one of Bogdans elbows fitted and it has really raised the torque & a small bhp increase to !

Cheers all,

AL.

Sir Dangerous Dave wrote:That would be good I don't mind these pulsar lads there not too bad even if they are short like gaz or just slightly messed up like Darren

had a word with gaz the other day dave and he said if that northern bloke keeps picking on me hes gonna twat you over the swede with his rattle and dar.....sorry guy I mean is gonna be round to tickle you to death with his side burns   
so don't say you aint been warned!




glad you had a good day Al and the elbow worked
quality elbows old bogban made there, good to see you again sorry never got much chance to chat but I was running round like a headless chicken

Great news about the R/R venture Bob. Looking forward to it, good luck.

GTI-R US wrote:

Sir Dangerous Dave wrote:That would be good I don't mind these pulsar lads there not too bad even if they are short like gaz or just slightly messed up like Darren

had a word with gaz the other day dave and he said if that northern bloke keeps picking on me hes gonna twat you over the swede with his rattle and dar.....sorry guy I mean is gonna be round to tickle you to death with his side burns   
so don't say you aint been warned!




glad you had a good day Al and the elbow worked
quality elbows old bogban made there, good to see you again sorry never got much chance to chat but I was running round like a headless chicken

That was meant to be a secret Bob... Now what if he gets beaten up coz he's being cocky to the wrong person as per usual? Hes going to automaticly think its me that rattled him & ill get locked up!    Saying that I might stick my rattle where the sun don't shine..... Altho David would probably enjoy that...   

Thought you might like this??

Wanting bob to get set up cos I think I might go for a mappable ecu and get it set up properly. Preset are fine but you can't beat one set to your car. And I've fucked my shoulder up, had the afternoon off to take my aikido exam so feeling the pain, I'm getting too old

I've decided I'm leaving my boost stock now until I can get a mappable ecu for it. I now it's said to be safe to run 1bar but I think I'm just going to play it safe and keep everything stock untill I can get it mapped up etc

That's 2 of us wanting to give you cash bob lol

Do bill's 1st lol

Lol I'm sure anyone could get more power out of mine, will look good for business when you can say "we got a 75% power increase on this customers car"

Darren your brave   

Safety is better than speed

we will be specialising in bleed valve adjustment
you can rest assured after ive had my grubby mitts on it your car will be running as safe as it ever possibly could
weve seen decreases of up to 20bhp just by a minor twist of a screw so rest assured your fuel consumption will increase and theres much less chance of having an accident, also you wont need big brake..........oh no, a set of pushbike pads will be plenty enough to stop your car
so all in all youll be safer and have more money in your pockets for important things like the pub, women and massage parlours  

GTI-R US wrote:so all in all youll be safer and have more money in your pockets for important things like the pub, women and massage parlours  

Massage parlours with a happy ending?