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monday blues....

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1monday blues.... Empty monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 6:36 pm

nomad

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You know its going to be a bad day .....
Started off with a great idea in .... il go start the car and warm it up as its frosted up ..... so went outside couldnt get into the drivers side as the lock had frosted up sprayed abit of de icer on the key still no joy so went round to passenger door hey presto heard the central locking open leant across tried opening the other door still no joy so chucked the key in the ignition started it up come back indoors to finish me cuppa and leave the car for 10mins to warm up ...so go back outside with me work gear and bag for work go to open the back door to chuck me stuff in and it was jammed so thought it must be frozen shut ok no worries il go to the passenger side door as that was opened earlier .... no joy then the sudden OH F*CK hit me ... the chuffing thing has locked itself while its running .... Evil or Very Mad i managed to pull the door at the top out enough to get 2 rods i taped together and hit the unlock/lock button on the panel on the drivers side door ..... so i didnt damage anything wich was great so i went to work feeling relieved yet angry the bloody thing gave me grief lol .... come home from work tonight and the boiler has shat the whole system of water out all over the kitchen floor .... what the feck is going on duh


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2monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 6:48 pm

pulsarmoley

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Unlucky mate but on the plus side its not pulsar related Very Happy


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3monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 7:12 pm

gtir_woody

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That sucks mate, why does that type of shit always happens on Mondays. I hate fooking Mondays.

4monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 7:19 pm

shroom

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I once did a terrible thing and owned a BMW, it had stupid frameless windows and they would always freeze up and prevent the door from closing/opening. It was an evil car.

Boilers are meant to go just a few weeks before or after Christmas just to add to the debt woes so you may be lucky on that one!




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'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

5monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 7:20 pm

shroom

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@gtir_woody wrote:That sucks mate, why does that type of shit always happens on Mondays. I hate fooking Mondays.

What have you got to moan about its always sunny with you yoursofunny we have to wake up to this Laughing


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Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

6monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 7:21 pm

johnny gtir

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Comes in 3's mate so what's next lol

7monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 7:35 pm

nomad

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Dont say that johnny i cant cope with much more excitement at the moment lol .... i cant say im a big fan of bmw's i know what you mean with those wafty windows lol .... hopefully it is just a monday thing  .... and that is totally true you are very lucky woody the constant scrapping of the windows through the winter  isnt fun ....



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8monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 8:02 pm

gtir_woody

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@shroom wrote:
@gtir_woody wrote:That sucks mate, why does that type of shit always happens on Mondays. I hate fooking Mondays.

What have you got to moan about its always sunny with you yoursofunny we have to wake up to this Laughing

Haha true that, I dunno how you guys put up with it Laughing

9monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 8:17 pm

shroom

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To think the stupid Brits used to send convicts to Australia (im sure there was a lot of hardship so it wasnt paradise but hey) but how dumb are we haha oh year leave this cold rainy damp island and go of to a lovely hot continent haha


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Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

10monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 8:25 pm

gtir_woody

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Haha yoursofunny

If you are thinking of coming over here this map will help Laughing

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11monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 8:30 pm

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piss taker


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12monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:11 pm

PartyPete

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monday blues.... 5558566E-F996-49E3-AB87-6E1D694FD7CC_zpsy5vulsr7

Here you go woody

13monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:15 pm

PartyPete

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Sheeposexuals and Cheryl Cole lol! Tom and Johnny will be pleased Razz

14monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:24 pm

Stu

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So a shit start and end of the day Leighton. How was the middle of the day?
Its always the same isnt it. When one thing goes wrong. Rhe day is full of shit things going on...


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15monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:27 pm

gtir_woody

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Hahaha that made me laugh Pete! There looks like there are some interesting places Laughing

16monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:30 pm

PartyPete

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To be honest it's actually surprisingly accurate Razz

17monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 9:49 pm

shroom

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I think Wolvo needs its own colour two. Its very special


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Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey

'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!

But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...

18monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 10:00 pm

gtir_woody

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After spending all your money on an R, do people become depressed and buy a ferret in that town? Laughing

19monday blues.... Empty Re: monday blues.... 23rd November 2015, 10:11 pm

Stu

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@shroom wrote:I think Wolvo needs its own colour two. Its very special
Lol you border Wales and wolverhampton.
Does that make you a yampy sheep shagger Laughing


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